I don’t have a huge family Thanksgiving every year. I don’t celebrate Christmas. My birthday is on St. Patrick’s Day, which makes having a big party difficult. So for me, the annual summer Michigan Brewers’ Guild Fest is about as close as a big family party that I go to all year. I get to see my beer family and lots of friends and enjoy beers from all over our lovely state.
In honor of this awesome event, and for my own amusement, I tweeked a familiar Christmas song. (When looking at the lyrics of the original though, I don’t know why it is a Christmas song. On that note, why is that song about the guy meeting his ex-girlfriend in the grocery store played on the Christmas radio channels?) I offer my sincere and humble apologies to Rodgers, Hammerstein, Julie Andrews and everyone else involved in the Sound of Music. I hope they don’t haunt me for this.
Anyway! Wanna hear it? Here it go:
Founders Red’s Rye and New Holland’s Full Circle
Grizzly’s Sheerwater and Frankenmuth Dunkel
Arbor’s Crye Baby won’t bring me to tears
These are a few of my favorite beers
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Frog Island Cream Ale, Beer Todd’s apple strudel
Bell’s Oberon, Woodward Avenue Brewers
Wild beers that get all their yeast from the air
I love these beers with a love that’s quite rare
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OG’s Pepper Smoker and Wolverine Lager
Love all these beers oh so hoppy and malted
Liberty Street’s yummy Liberty One
Drinking these beers is so so very fun
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Jolly Pumpkin
And the Dark Horse
All these beers are rad
I always remember favorite beers
So I never feel so bad
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Arcadia Sky High and Black Lotus pale
Blue Tractor brewery’s smoked silly red ale
Raise up your glass, to our state give big cheers
These are a few of my favorite beers
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When the keg blows
When the beer’s gone
When the wort is sad
I simply remember my favorite beers
And then I don’t feel so bad!
As an aside, I once wrote a sorority rush song in five minutes and to the tune of the Flintstones. If you give me a token at the beer fest, I might even sing it for you!
This is just TOO cute!!! I would absolutely give you a token to hear you sing it … 🙂
Bob can play the Flintstones theme song on the bagpipes. If I can ever get the two of you liquored up at the same party–that could be quite the duet! 🙂
p.s. Love your lyrics!
Oh, girl, you are SO much more than a notion!
ha, thanks ladies 🙂
Julie, let’s plan on that!
Sarah, thanks for not putting me out on Front Street
Keweenau Brewery Black Widow Ale. ‘Nuf said. Also the rare and delicious Bells Octoberfest.
Mmmm, Bell’s Octoberfest is awesome! I gotta have that black widow ale….
Awesome song! I don’t even like beer (there, I said it! will you still be my friend?) but I was singing along.